Chapter Two: A Place Called Earth
I couldn’t move, I knew that I was frozen, but where? The only stuff I saw was the stuff you would see on Alacritas.
Friday, January 15h, 1999
“Hey Joe, come look at this, I don’t think this is a fish.”
“Oh my god John you’re right. It’s not a fish, it’s a man!”
“I’m gonna try and shake him up and yell. Wake up! Rise and shine!”
“Try slapping him!”
“Good idea!”
These are the things I heard before I awoke, and when I did, I had no idea where I was.
“Excuse me, are you an inhabitant of Alacritas, because if you are, I would like to speak to Humana immediately.” I said.
“Are you drunk? Because there ain't no Alacritas and I don’t know who the heck Humana is.” said Joe.
“What planet am I on?” I asked.
“Oh my god, he has amnesia! Sir, you are on the planet Earth. This is the United States . You are in El Paso , Texas . We fished you up on our trip to Galveston .” John explained.
“Earth, Texas , and Galveston are places I’ve never heard of. I am Tihs, leader, creator, and founder of six planets.” I responded. Could it be possible? The scientists on Alacritas said that there can’t possibly be any life on any planet but our six, besides the possible face that the rest of my race is scattered across the universe… “I am going to leave now.” Goodbye Joe Stevens and John Morris III.” Then I left.
“How the heck did he know our names?” said John Morris III
“And since when were you the third?”
When I stepped outside, I took off immediately. I decided to take the shape of a younger, fifteen year old human boy. I flew around looking for somewhere to find out more about this planet when I found a place that was perfect. It had things called “books” and “computers so I could do my research, it was called a school.
When I walked in, a lady asked me, “Excuse me young man, are you here to enroll?”
I didn’t know what enroll meant, but I said, “Um…yes, I am.”
“Where are your parents?” she asked.
When she said that, all of the sadness came back to me, but nothing happened, since I stored most of my power in my planets.
“They’re dead. All of them.” I said.
“So you’re an orphan, are you? I’m sorry to hear about your parents. What is your name?” she asked.
“Tihs.” I responded.
“What an interesting name that is, Tihs. You will be in Mr. Animal’s ninth grade class. Is that okay?”
“Yes it is, but the name Animal, that sounds like my son’s name.”
“Sure it does. He is in room 104. Now hurry, classes started 5 minutes ago!”
I decided not to let anyone know of my life before Earth, besides my name, of course.
When I walked into the classroom, the first thing I saw was a girl like nothing I have seen before. She was sitting down, but she was watching me with a sparkle in here eyes. The way her hair just wrapped around her shoulder. I don’t think anyone noticed except me, but she looked luscious.
“Well class, it looks like we have a new student in our classroom. Your name is Tihs, correct, and you’re one of the last remaining Temporubi, correct?” Mr. Animal said.
“Yes, yes I am, but how did you know that? I haven’t even been in this school long enough for my files to be processed into the schools system.” I said.
“Young Tihs, I know who you are because of your silver shade of skin, your blinding aqua hair, and your piercing crimson eyes.” He said.
Oh no. He knows who I am. The plan is ruined.
“You will see soon enough how I know who you are. I have waited over three thousand years for this, Tihs.” Mr. Animal infiltrated my mind. He must be one of the surviving Temporubi.
“Now, sit down over there right next to Taylor . Taylor , if you could be so kind, raise your hand.” Mr. Animal said.
When I saw who raised their hand, I swear that my heart stopped beating altogether. It was the blonde girl that I had first seen when I walked through the door. I walked over to the seat, and sat down, not believing what had just happened.
“That is the name of an age old society that was almost wiped out by a mass explosion.” I replied.
“Oh. So, where did you come from?”
“That information is classified.” I told her.
“Is there any way for me to find out? I really want to know.” She said.
“Nope. I’m sorry; I’m not giving that secret away.”
“Well then, I didn’t introduce myself right. My name is Taylor . Taylor Read.” She extended her hand towards me, but I didn’t know what to do with it.
I looked around the hand for some sign of what to do with it. “What am I supposed to do with it?” I asked.
“Shake it you silly blue jay!” She grabbed my hand, interlocked our fingers, and moved our hands up and down multiple times.
“Where I came from, out greeting was different from your kind of greeting.” I said.
“Can you show me?” She asked.
“I don’t know if your kind does this greeting.”
“I don’t mind trying new or familiar things.”
“Here’s how it is. The two people slap each others hands, hold each other around the waist, and interlock lips.” I said.
“So, it’s like a sort of kiss?”
“I don’t know what that is, but I would assume it to be.”
“So would it be, like this?” Then she greeted me like a temporubi, but the teacher saw us and gave us both something called detention.
Detention wasn’t as bad as most of the kids said. We didn’t have to write one thousand lines, only five hundred. They also said it would take hours, it took me 5 seconds. Taylor couldn’t believe her eyes.
“Could you do mine also? It would make me very happy.”
“Sure, why not.” I said.
“But you have to write it like this.” She put her hand over mine, and taught me how to write like her. It only took me 6 seconds to finish hers.
When we went up to the teacher and showed her our lines, she was flabbergasted. She sent us out, muttering, “They cheated somehow, but I don’t know how.”
“Thank you so much; I don’t know how to thank you enough for that.” Taylor told me.
“It was no problem.” I replied.
“No, really, I should give you some kind of reward.” She said.
“What kind of reward?” I wondered.
“This kind.” She replied.
Then she gave me another greeting, but a longer one.
“See you later Tihs.” She said. She gave me a wink, and then walked off.
Now I had another problem, where was I going to go now? I didn’t have a home on Earth yet. I teleported over to Taylor to ask her for a favor.
“Taylor , can I ask you something?” I said.
“How did, when did, how did you get there?”
“Um…I run really fast.”
“Sure…so, what did you want to ask me?” She said.
“Can I stay at your house?” I asked.
“I’m not sure if my parents would like that…”
“Don’t worry; I’m a really convincing speaker.”
“You haven’t met my mother. She hates it if I even mention a boy, let alone bring one home.” She warned.
“Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing.” I told her.
“Yes.”
When she opened the door, a tall blonde woman was standing right there, and she did not look happy, she looked madder when she saw me.
“Who is this?” she said.
“Hello. My name is Tihs.” “I am also the next guest in your house. You will allow me to sleep in your house as long as I want to, and to date your daughter if the question pops up.” I said, infiltrating her mind.
“Oh hello Tihs. It is nice to meet you. You can spend the night here if you want to, and date Taylor if the question ever pops up.” Taylor ’s mom said in a drowsy voice.
“Okay mom, if you say so. Let’s go inside until she notices what she just said.” Taylor said.
“Okay Taylor .” Taylor ’s mom said.
She showed me into her room, and then she said, “Where did you really come from? First, you appear out of nowhere. Second, you write unnaturally fast. Then, you appear out of nowhere in front of me. And now, my mom agrees with you once she looks into your eyes?! You also have silver skin, blue hair, and red eyes. Who has red eyes?”
She caught me. She’s putting the pieces together really fast. Soon, she would know, whether I told her or not.
“So, you want to know the truth? Here it is. I am not of this world. I am from a place without time…” So I told her the entire story. Where I came from, my private solar system, everything, even how I got her mom to say yes.
“Taylor , are you okay?”
“Yes, I’m fine. I’m just trying to process all of this.” She was quiet for a while, until she said, “So, you want to date me, don’t you?”
“I never said that.”
“I never said that.”
“But you said that you’re the one that changed my mom’s mind, and she mentioned that you can date me if you ever felt like it. Admit it; you have a crush on me.”
“I do not!”
“You’re blushing, a pretty pink blush on your pretty silver skin.”
“That I probably have…”
“Just admit it. I could go on all night, but you would love that, wouldn’t you, just to watch my lips move, wanting more.”
“What secret do I have that you don’t know about?”
“Well guess what, today is your lucky day.”
“Getting detention and having someone find out all of my secrets doesn’t sound like a lucky day…”
“Not that you big blue flower. Since you don’t seem to understand, let me show you.”
Then, she gave me the longest greeting I have ever experienced in my eternal life. When it was over, my hair was everywhere; my clothes were on the wrong way, and I was missing a sock.
“How did you like that, Tihs, with your first kiss with me as your girlfriend?”
“It felt amazing, and by the way, you have a little blue streak in your hair.”
“Really?” She went into the mirror and saw it. “I like it; it looks a little bit like highlights, so that’s what I’ll tell people when they notice. One question Tihs, how do you think Mr. Animal knew about you being one of the last remaining temporubi?”
“My guess is that he is also one of the temporubi, but is in disguise.”
“That would be cool; you would have another one of your kind around!” Taylor exclaimed.
“It depends on who he is. Is he was an old friend, and then it’s good. If he wasn’t…catastrophic things might happen.”
“Okay then. Well, we should get to bed.”
“Where will I sleep then?”
“In my bed, of course, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now; we can sleep in the same bed.” She told me.
After that, things started to go on more smoothly. I went to school regularly with my girlfriend Taylor. People loved her “highlights” as she called them, and everything was going good, until I met Andrew.
Tuesday, March 30th, 1999
“Tihs, please stop talking and take out your textbook.” Mr. Animal said.
“Okay, as long as you repay me.”
“With what?”
“An A on this pop quiz you’re about to give me.”
“Sometimes I wonder how you do that.” At least, the class does…
“Thanks for saving me from another pop quiz.” Taylor said.
“No problem.”
“Class, it seems that we have a student transferring from the lower class. This is Andrew Smith, and he is joining our class.” Mr. Animal said.
Andrew was wearing a shirt that said, “I love aliens,” a baseball cap, and sunglasses. I wondered if he was going to be a nuisance.
“Does that mean I can’t feel new anymore?” I said out loud.
Everyone laughed. “No Tihs, you can’t feel new anymore, even though you only came in January. Now Andrew, I want you to sit right behind Tihs. Two new kids by each other, laugh at that Tihs.”
I laughed. “Hello Andrew. Welcome to room 104, the Animal room.”
“Hi Tihs. What an odd last name Animal is. Why is your hair blue? Why is your skin gray? Why the heck are your eyes red? Where did you come from?”
My answers for all of these questions were, “For me to know, and for you to find out.” The only thing that worried me was the fact that the last person that wanted to know my origin found out, and became my girlfriend. Was he going to find out too, and tell the world?
“So, Andrew, enough about me, what about you?” Taylor gave me a, “You didn’t just do that” look. Andrew came out with an interesting story about how his dad is in the C.I.A. and knows where Area 51 is, but won’t tell Andrew about if there are aliens being dissected or not.
I eventually turned around to Taylor and asked, “Want school to be over?”
“How? Are you going to snap your fingers and then school will be over?”
“That’s exactly what I’m going to do.” I snapped my fingers, and time moved forward to 3:00.
“Did I ever tell you I love you?” Taylor said.
“Now look at your work.”
“It’s done! I love you! I love you! I love you!”
“And guess what, everyone else just saw us working hard on the paper.”
“I am so going to marry you when I get older.”
“I hope you keep that promise.”
“Hey guys! How’s it going?” A voice behind me said.
I turned around and wasn’t surprised to see Andrew standing behind me.
“Oh, hi Andrew. We we’re just going home.” I said.
“You guys live in the same house? How awesome! Are you guys dating or something?”
“Yeah. I’ve been dating since the first day I met him.” Taylor said.
“Wow Tihs. You must have wooed her really well.” Andrew said, surprised.
“Actually, it was more the other way around. Dirty little girl…” I said.
“Well, we’re going to go home now. Bye Andrew!” Taylor waved goodbye, and we started walking home.
“Well, he seems nice.” I said.
“Don’t you see, he’s obsessing over you Tihs. Remember all of the questions? He’s going to find out someday.” Taylor told me.
“But until that day, I’m okay.” I said.
I didn’t know how wrong I was. Two weeks later, he found out. It was during lunch, Taylor her friends and I were talking about how many ways to eat a donut, until they wished they all had some donuts. I decided to do them a favor.
“If you all want some so badly…” I put my hands under the table, created donuts from thin air, and said, “…why don’t you have some?”
What I didn’t know was that Andrew was standing behind me, with the happiest look on his face. Taylor said, “I think you should look behind you, I think someone wants to talk to you about...donuts.” She formed the words “I warned you” with her lips, and I left to talk to Andrew.
“How in the world did you, I didn’t see any, I always felt like you were, who and what are you?”
“I’m going to assume that you know about the donuts, yes?”
“I do, I really do.”
“And you know I’m going to have to kill you now, don’t you?”
“What? Kill me?” Andrew had the most scared look on his face.
“I’m just kidding. I’ve been waiting for you to find out so I could use that.”
“Phew.” Andrew relaxed a little bit.
“Don’t get comfy now; we have a lot to talk about. What all have you heard?”
“The first night I found out, 2 ½ months ago, I was with my miniature satellite, searching for alien activity, until I picked up on this frequency. It was a boy telling this girl about where he came from, and it was all so interesting. Then, on my first day in room 104, I noticed that you and Taylor had the same voices as the two on the satellite. So that’s why I bombarded you with all of those questions.”
“Wow, if I’m right and you heard that conversation, did you hear anything before it?”
“Yes I did, something about pretty skin and someone’s lucky day, but I didn’t pay much attention to that part.”
I turned around and motioned for Taylor to come to me.
When she was right by my side, Andrew blurted out, “God she’s hot.”
“Watch out what you say, or I’ll melt you with my heat vision.”
Then Taylor whispered in my ear, “You never mentioned heat vision.”
“I’m just joking with him.” I whispered.
“Thank you for noticing. By the way, I’m not hot, I’m on fire.”
I could tell that this was almost too much for Andrew to handle.
“Calm down Andrew.”
“I’m just happy that my theory was right, and I’m wrong a lot!” Andrew exclaimed.
“You will go crazy when you see this.” I snapped my fingers, and everyone was frozen besides Taylor, Andrew and I.
“Whoa! You can freeze time too! What can’t you do?”
“Eat a cat.” I responded. “How would you two like to go to another world where you can’t age unless you’d want to, and come back to Earth at this time and place?
“Because you can choose to do that now, but be warned, if you come back to Earth without me, you won’t be able to go back.”
“I would just love to see Alacritas!” Taylor exclaimed.
“What’s Alacritas?” Andrew asked.
“Alacritas is the name of one of the planets that Tihs created.” Taylor responded.
“Wait a second, you created planets?!” Andrew exclaimed.
“Actually, I implanted most of my incontrollable power into them, but yes, I partially created them.”
“Well then let’s go!” Andrew exclaimed.
“Yeah, I want to meet all of the little babies on Omnes!” Taylor exclaimed.
“Babies? What are babies doing there?”
“Oh yeah, the babies are a part of the product of what I created, and they are all my children, all 3500 of them.”
“Wait a second, you have 3500 babies? What have you been doing?” Andrew asked.
“Can we just go, I’m getting cold.”
“Okay Taylor . Both of you move back.”
I focused all of my energy into my palm, and thought of Alacritas. When I opened my eyes, there was a portal with so many colors that I have never seen before.
“Come on guys, let’s go.” I told them.
“Andrew, stop looking inside of Chelsea ’s shirt and staring at her breasts! Let’s go!
“Okay, okay. You sound like my mom.”
We all jumped through the portal at the same time, and landed on the most beautiful place that either Taylor or Andrew had ever seen, Alacritas, and someone came up to me and said, “Welcome back, you’re 3000 years late!”